From The Disney Villains Sound Page
"Jeez, where'd ya dig this bozo up?" "I can't believe it. I just don't believe it!" "Oh, there's a big surprise! That's an incredible...I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from that surprise. "What are we gonna do? We've got a big problem here, a big..." "I can't take it anymore!"
"And then I stuff the crackers down his throat! Ha ha! "Jafar? Jafar? Get a grip! Good grip." Jasmine: "We will never bow to you!"
Iago: "Why am I not surprised?"
"We're quivering!" "I've got an idea."
"I'm allergic to danger" "Please, cry me a river." "Uh, here, you blow it." "I'm part homing pigeon." "Poor kid. I had no idea."
"Pebble Beach, here I come!" "I'm a bucket of extra-crispy." "He's just fishing for sympathy." "Don't blow it by not blowing it." "I'm a parrot, not a stool pigeon."
"Crazy Shahib's Map Emporium." "Oh, well. We tried, and he got away. "Of course, it would help if I had lips!" "Get away, you might be contagious." "I'm a stool pigeon! I'm a stool pigeon!"
"This guy is for real. Er, was anyway." "Hi! I'm Bob the Jolly Parrot! Ho ho ho!" "Hello! Wake up and smell the calamity!" "I think that just might be an obstacle now." "I didn't hear anything. I was singing to myself."
"Did I mention I'm sorry we ditched the Genie?" "Why do you let me talk you into these things?" "Where did you say this treasure was located?" "This guy is about eight oranges short of a basket." "I hate spiders. So many legs. What's wrong with just two legs?"
"What creepy feeling on your neck? It's all that monkey fuzz." "You've got that let's-put-the-bird-in-jeopardy look in your eyes." "What do you think happens? A warm handshake and a hearty fare-thee-well?" "Haven't you heard the old saying? A skeleton's visit is worth a king's ransom. "Just because a guy has a ten-gallon turban and a gimick does not mean he's dishonest."
"How many times do I have to tell you? Never ever give my real name to giant crocodile-headed monsters!" "I'm as innocent as the day I was hatched."

From Sarah's Aladdin Tribute
"Yeah. You know, it amazes me how people fall for that Daru. He had even less charm than Aladdin, 'till I lent him the scroll and taught him the hair thing." "Don't do it, Al! She's got a better palace!"

From Iago's Birdcage
"What is goin' on here!"