"Aladdin" quotes

"The Return of Jafar" quotes

"That's it! All reports are in! Life is now officially unfair!"

"Aladdin: The Animated Series" quotes

"You see? There's one born every minute!" - Of Ice and Men
"The secret to being witty is to quote witty people." - My Fair Aladdin
"The less people understand, the more they're impressed." - My Fair Aladdin
"Ich bin ein Agrabanian." - Power to the Parrot
"How many times do I have to tell you? Never, ever give my name to giant crocodile-headed monsters!" - Sneeze the Day
"Hey, I'm just hiding my true compassion behind a fascade of selfishness!" - Caught by the Tale
"I don't know about this greed buisness. Maybe I should be envy or sloth instead." - Poor Iago
"Greed almost got me killed, then poverty almost got me killed. If I'm gonna get it either way, I may as well be rich!" - Poor Iago
"I'm allergic to danger! I break out in dead!" - Sneeze the Day
"Death, my canny foe, I've cheated you again!" - The Game
"Just when I think there are no new kinds of pain, I find one." - Do the Rat Thing
"It looks like they stopped at a tailor shop on the way to infinity." - The Sands of Fate
"Oh great, the blind leading the incompetent." - The Prophet Motive
"Just because it's all my fault does not mean it's all my fault." - My Fair Aladdin
"I want my internal organs to stay internal!" - Air Feather Friends
"Ancient prophesies never predict anything good." - Mission: Imp-Possible
"The tougher the battle, the sweeter the conquest!" - The Flawed Couple
"Where there's a genie's brain, there's space to rent." - Fowl Weather
"We all know how costume jewelry can come in handy when you're fighting ancient evil." - Hero With a Thousand Feathers
"A manevolent, omnipotent being shows up, and you tackle her?!" - The Ethereal
"A mind can be a dangerous thing to put." - The Sands of Fate
"She frees a giant, evil demon that burns down half of Agrabah and no one is even mad at her, yet I'm probably going to get smacked just for mentioning it!" - The Vapor Chase
"Okay, hypothetically speaking, what if it was me? Would you leave me behind? Hey, you're leaving me behind! It was a hypothetical question!" - Snowman is an Island
"Spittin' in your own face! Now that is true luxury!" - The Return of Malcho
"Destroyed cities don't look good on a resume." - The Return of Malcho
"I'll teach you ettiquite if I have to ram it down your throat!" - Love at First Sprite
"Forty tons of Fred and Ginger is not what we need!" - Never Say Nefir
"Stealing from thieves isn't stealing. It's reoragnizing... for a profit." - Scare Necessities

"Aladdin and the King of Thieves" quotes

"Look, there's only one thing I get sentimental about, and I'm sitting on it!"
"Meet your match, Zorro!"
"For future reference, I'm as innocent as the day I was hatched!"